Category: My Homebrewing History


My first experience with homebrewing was back in Los Angeles in the early 1990s. I was meeting up with mates just before heading out to a Björk concert. While waiting to leave, the owner of the apartment, a guy called James, offered me a beer: “This is my brew,” he said, and then proceeded to show me a boxful of bottles tucked away in his closet.

James’ beer hadn’t been particularly remarkable, but it left me with an inexplicable aftertaste of personal envy (and so it was then that the homebrewer’s seed was unwittingly planted, buried deep within me). Over the years I’d see beer making kits for sale, but always resisted purchasing one somehow insisting “real” beer couldn’t possibly be made that way.

Fast-forward to spring 2010, at the apartment of my colleague, Neil. I’d just finished a four-day beer making seminar; Neil invited me over to watch him brew. Pots and pans and silicone tubes littered his kitchen as I gawked impressed by how uncomplicated making beer appeared to be. I took copious notes, encouraging myself to give it a go.

Fast-forward nearly exactly one year and a number of brews later, and I’ve since become an undeniable homebrew maniac. In a few hours I’ll be at Tokyu Hands, shopping for yet more pots and pans and silicone tubes of my own. Yesterday, I spent the day back at Neil’s place, again to watch his brewing process and talk beer. I learned more about carbonating kegs, stir plates and refractometers, and Neil introduced me to force fermenting yeast starters. I took pictures (and more copious notes) as he walked me through his latest Blonde Ale-Kölsch hybrid boil.

And so here he is, my Obeer-Wan Kenobie, the bloke who kicked my ass into homebrewer gear.

Inned and Outed by Beer

Almost a year ago, when I finally committed to homebrewing and started ABREWCADABREW, I also created an alter ego to manage and represent me in my beer making shenanigans. My reasoning was: why bother friends and fellows with unintelligible talk about sanitizing lauter tuns, dry-hopping primary and secondary fermentors, and calculating IBU’s – right?

As a result, Theo Clubs was born. The name was a play on “three of clubs” – a nod to my love of magic and my favourite playing card. Some of you befriended him at Facebook, but most of you knew him as the author of this website’s posts (a.k.a. me, Lee, but as the other me, Theo. Aye, it confused the both of us, too).

The point is, I never thought it would become an issue. Being the intensely private person that I’ve always been, the plan was to go about discreetly brewing beer and posting my progress here. Once or twice a year, perhaps; say, during holidays when I’d have free time. But alas, like a wort left exposed to the elements, I too have become infected. And once or twice a year has since multiplied into once or twice a month (during the colder seasons, at least).

And now there’s the issue of storage space in our home. According to my wife, my beer gear is invading and taking over every nook and cranny (I’m currently negotiating to buy a private refrigerator so I can store and regulate my fermentors). Not even my magic’s safe – I’ve recently designed several magic tricks dealing strictly with beer themes. Oh yes, indeed, I’ve been bitten bad by the homebrewer’s bug.

And throughout the journey something quite unexpected has been happening: I’ve been meeting and making friends with other brothers and sisters of the craft. And the once intensely private person that I’ve always been is slowly changing, becoming a bit more social…and no longer needing an alter ego to secret behind. It sounds silly, I know, but for me it’s quite a serious step forward considering my past (If we ever have drinks, just ask me about QU13E).

Anyway, R.I.P. Theo Clubs, tomorrow’s Brown Porter will be dedicated in your name.

Because from now on, it’s just you and Lee. ;)

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